H. L. Rogers

Peter Littleton is in an expert on higher education, and spirit guide. He lives with his two weimaraners, Descartes and Mitch Albom; H.L. Rogers is a bitter, lonely man who begrudges others their happiness. They have written 42 books on higher education (including: Unleashing the Douche Within and Seven Habits of Highly Douchey Douches). They rank douchey colleges for GQ magazine.