Melvin Perry

Melvin Perry (1945 -- )Toiled for many years in the bowels of the finance industry as a minion of EMCs(Evil Multinational Corporations) creating algorithms which resulted in the destruction of the civilization we used to know.

In later life, he escaped to follow his dream of being a burden on society and writing least-selling apps for the iPhone(e.g., QwikLit).

At an early age, he befriended an IBM 1620, and computers would be his best friends in the ensuing years.

A short while ago, his latest computer, having grown weary of enlarging its penis and breasts and buying discount Viagra, presented him with several short stories which he has dutifully edited into an apocalyptic volume.

Mr. Perry also writes under the nom de plume "Nivlem Darcy" author of "The Impurgated Austen".

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