Danny Roberts was born in Marion, North Carolina, which is kinda "over that way somewhere" from where you're standing at the moment. Even at a young age everyone strongly suggested he "just shut his mouth and write this stuff down." As a result he penned "Spittin at Cats and Other Selfish Acts", his first book of short stories about things that never should have happened and even if they did, what of it? Heartened by the the support of people who should have known better, he created his latest work "At Least Next Week I'm on Vacation", a short story collection about every day life from an even stranger place because he believes laughter can cure most anything if given in large doses. Danny lives in Thomasville, North Carolina with a cool chick and a psychotic shih-tzu.