John Pansini

John compares himself to Mark Twain & Ernest Hemingway. Some people call him delusional. He calls himself confident.

John says he’s a model railroad hobbyist, but really he likes to play with toy trains.

John keeps a 20 gallon commune of tropical fish: the fish are happy; they co-exist peacefully; they’re healthy & well-fed. John & the fish prefer live plants. Unlike the ocean, no plastic is allowed in their water.

John likes to cook. It’s a means to an end. He really, really, really loves is to eat!

Despite a B.S. from City College of New York & a Master’s Degree in Library & Information Science from St. John’s University, to feed himself & his three cats, John bangs nails for a living. Like the late, great John Henry, the steel driving man, John Pansini will be buried with his hammer in his hands.

John loves all creatures, great and small; especially cats. And especially his cats: Cloud (male 12) and Alvin (a little orange terror, 6).

John is still single. No woman he ever wanted ever wanted him.