Suzy Soro

I'm a writer, standup comedian, and actress. You might have seen me on Seinfeld, in the episode where I got the last chocolate babka, ranked 25 out of all 169 episodes of Seinfeld. Or you might have seen me on Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry David calls me an asshole because I refuse to take off my sunglasses when we're inside eating lunch.

I've traveled the world doing standup comedy, working for both the USO and MWR. I also toured the United States and Canada with my own comedy group, Single, Married & Divorced. My first memoir, Celebrity sTalker, is about all the Hollywood celebrities I've annoyed over the years. Mommy Tried to Kill Me is my second memoir. I've also been published in four anthologies, all available on Amazon. I live in Los Angeles, waiting for the next earthquake to kill all my enemies.

Follow me on Twitter @hotcomestodie, Facebook at Suzy Soro. Also on Medium, LinkedIn, Google +, Ello, Tumblr, and social media platforms that haven't been invented yet.