Joe Goats

JOE GOATS was born in Scranton, resides in Chicago, and hates wearing socks. He maintains a popular blog, Knowingly Undersold, as well as a celebrity obituary/morbid contest website, Super Fantasy Death Pool. A number of his little-seen plays have been staged in NEPA, including Play For Night, No Time For Cocktails, and Biography, and he’s appeared as an extra in such motion pictures as The Dilemma, Contagion, and the wrestling epic Fancypants.

Under his actual name, Joe Goats graduated with an M.A. in Creative Writing, and won a contest in fourth grade for a still-unpublished story about time traveling back to Lincoln's assassination through the classroom blackboard.