D. Bruno Starrs

Not unusually, Bruno Starrs was born in a hospital in Adelaide, Australia in 1962. He is unmarried, childless and itinerant to the point of irresponsibility compared to most people his age. Nevertheless, and regardless of his allegedly low IQ, Starrs has graduated from 6 Australian universities, accruing 2 Masters degrees and 1 PhD. His hobbies include drug-free bodybuilding, good food, traveling and writing. When not self-sequestered away in some wretched garret, filthy and unshaven - but ever-so-happily writing - Dr Starrs can be found teaching English Literature, Film Studies or English as a Foreign Language classes somewhere in Australia or South-East Asia.