Gary Rowley

Gary Rowley is clean living. He gets a bath once a week whether he needs one or not. He also writes books. He’s writing one on penguins at the moment. He knows it would be easier on paper but no one seems able to get through to him. He also purports to have invented a pen that writes underwater. When asked if it writes other things, he just shrugged and walked off like he always does.

The jokes Gary writes are as clean as he is with six books in total. I know, I know, I’ve told him to stop it, but he either can’t or won’t. In his defence, he’s still traumatised from the day he discovered Superman was a bloke dressed up, so does have an excuse of sorts.

He likes to tell jokes lying down because he’s not a stand-up comedian. Oh, and if you ever need any information on toilets, give him a shout - he’s read lots of books on them 😊