Gabriele Aprea

We know very little about the Real Author, Gabriele Aprea. He lives and works in Naples - although to some this may look like an oxymoron.

He has been lazily writing for some years.

What we do know of his personal life is that he has been married four times. His first wife was a well-know psychoanalyst; the second, a renowned psychologist; the third, a reputable existential counsellor; and his current wife, with whom he remains happily married, reads cards and asserts that she understands everything about him. She has prophesied that he will have a long life, and a happy old age, together with a Moldavian carer.

In fact he has an iron constitution, albeit a little rusty!

We know a lot more about the Fictional Author, the one the Reader imagines while reading his writings - he is clearly a psychopath!