Glen Stanford

I'm told that an author bio will help me sell books. Here's me with the gray beard and ukulele (from 21 Days) and the best "police lineup" expression that I can muster. The advice book says that readers want to know that they are hearing from a qualified expert, and my headshot should look friendly and professional. Check.

Personally, I hate author bio pics. Reading is theater of the mind, and I would rather imagine what the author looks like than have his real life image etched in my brain. Now you won't be able to get the goofy beard out of your head. Scratching your eyes out won't help. Trust me on that one.