Tee Tyson

Tyson types 111 words a minute and is currently using her latest manuscript to prop up her dining room table. Rumours state she employs a legion of leprechauns to stay on top of her workload. She has yet to confirm or deny this, but the tip-tapping of a hundred tiny fingertips upon the keys of vintage Underwoods can be heard in the wee hours of the night outside her humble abode.

Google Earth has pinpointed the elusive Tyson's latest whereabouts to be somewhere in rain-soaked British Columbia. When she's not battling badgers and harvesting maple syrup, she can be found star gazing, eating apples and walking her poorly trained dogs.

Tyson is best described as a nature lover, wordsmith, music nerd and genius, playgirl philanthropist. Her dream is to move into the mountains where she will perfect her hermit-like tendencies, grow a vegetable garden, bake fruit pies and own a claw foot bathtub.

She has a five year plan. Cake will be involved.