Jeff Green

Jeff Green (1958-Present) was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania. After High School he joined the United States Marine Corps and trained as a jet engine mechanic, recieved his Bachelor's Degree in Industrial Technology, started his family, and began gathering stories for his first humorous book "I Hear Ants." He eventually settled into civilian life as an engineer earning his Master's Degree in Management from Indiama Wesleyan University.

Always willing to try new things, Jeff became proficient at darts, glass etching, and eventually even story telling. Of course the last one was easy especially with family members that are detained by SWAT teams, fish for eleven pound fish with their bare hands, and believe that he could actually hear ants.

However, no matter what he tries, Jeff lives by the motto "Once a Marine, always a Marine." And this attitude makes his stories all the more interesting, especially when dealing with civilians.