Fowler DeWitt

Fowler DeWitt has written over 4000 books, most of them while blindfolded. He has been called the World's Greatest Living Author.* The industrious and well-traveled DeWitt is credited with discovering the radioactive mineral known as Fowlerite, is the first (and only) man to cross the English Channel on stilts. and owns the world's largest collection of mustaches. He speaks twelve languages, eleven of which he invented himself.

*By Fowler's aunt