I live in Somerset with my wife and a collie named Mitzi. They obviously control everything and I am a witness and hanger-on. A lot older than I look, I remember standing on the shore as the Ark was launched wondering why they weren't taking the unicorns. I have been described as 'an original thinker, with a battered energy and a dark but hopeful sense of humour'. I guess that's pretty much it.
Buy my books, tell a few others, and we shall be friends for ever more.