Am I supposed to write in the third person? That's weird.
No, not going to do it.
I live in San Antonio, Texas so I'm always just on the verge of passing out from heat stroke but also always less than twenty feet away from a great margarita, so it all balances out.
I love to read, but I'm not one of those people who can rattle off an impressive list of authors and titles. I don't pay much mind to those sorts of things.
I also like to write. Kind of. No, I do, it's just so hard. I envy and admire people who can write easily. But when you have a story to tell, and you think other people might enjoy it, well, it's just not fair to keep it to yourself.