Patrick Jones

Were you ever told as a kid that you shouldn't do that... that you can't do that... that you need to live in the real world?

Patrick never was. That's why he writes. Granted, most of what he writes is filled with insanity, but that's a good thing.

Growing up in Iowa was tough. The suburb he grew up in was surrounded by corn. Corn everywhere. You can't walk ten feet outside of the city without running into corn, or falling into the Mississippi. That's the world Patrick grew up into, and that's why he writes the insane stories he writes. If you read them carefully, you will start to see patterns. Things will make sense. You will see clearly now. The rain is gone.

Or this may all be some rambling nonsense. Either way, why not take a chance?