Clive Quarmby

Clive Quarmby is the fictional author of The Accidental Houseguest, which is not based on a true story. Clive is well known in the UK, USA and Canada, albeit by a different name, mainly to protect the guilty. His wicked and sarcastic wit is legendary among a chosen few. His accomplishments include international business affairs, successful multi-million dollar startups and racing very fast cars, oh, and writing previous best sellers.

Clive Quarmby is also the creator of the infamous job board, WarmBodyJobs.com. This job board was developed to help the vast majority of job seekers who, truth be known, don’t have much talent to speak of.

The board’s slogans, “Gotta Pulse, we Gotcha a Job,” and “Where Second Best is Just too Good,” helped to assist unemployable candidates find less-than-attractive jobs.

WarmBodyJobs.com is credited with single-handedly resolving the unemployment crisis.