Grant Sutton

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

According to unsubstantiated reports, Grant Sutton has not been seen since 1939. Legend has it that he has dyed his hair electric blue and now lives in Greenland, surrounding himself with eunuchs to keep warm. There he waits and watches and makes his plans against the world.

Before Sutton became an author he had been quite the adventurer. He was abandoned at a young age in the arctic and was found by an Inuit princess who fed and nurtured him before releasing him back into the wild. He has been shipwrecked on a small island (not the UK), survived a crash landing, was down and out in Orlando, was kidnapped in Bangkok by armed police then forced to drink tea and taken to visit the zoo. He has boiled an egg on the rim of a volcano in Bali and has escaped from a Croatian mafia boss in a pimped-up Fiat Twingo.

“Strange Ingredients” is the third book in the Plankton Soup series…and is a masterpiece, considering Sutton doesn’t speak a word of English.

His philosophy is summed up by the following words of wisdom from the great man himself,

“Some people say that the biggest muscle in the body is the brain…but those with the biggest brain know it is the buttock.” G. Sutton, (circa 1963).