David Cribbs

David Cribbs is a very prolific writer. He has written thousands of shopping lists—none of which have been published, but they are available for the right price (no lowball offers please!). In addition, he has written over a dozen screenplays—none of which have sold, but they are available for the right price (no lowball offers please!).

When he's not writing important stuff, he works full-time for an unnamed company in an undisclosed location—although he knows who he works for and where he works.

The Death Diaries is a series of books (fingers crossed) featuring Agent 3846. Now the important question—

Who is David Cribbs? Some people have noticed the uncanny resemblance to a certain man of steel. Is he a superhero? Future generations will be the judge, but yes, yes he is. There are others who claim he is the love child of that chick from The Heat movie (not the good looking one) and Kevin James. Like all urban legends, the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

Why does he use a picture of a Mego Superman doll?

1) For the last time, it's an action figure and not a doll. Dolls are for girls (or boys with terrible parents).

2) He’s weird?

3) The author fears for his life.

No, he's not in the Federal Witness Protection Program. This book series, being about the after-life and the here-and-now-life, has some religious components and, statistically or maybe it was just pulled out of his butt, religion has been responsible for many, many,..., many deaths. He doesn't want to be another one biting the dust. Of course, this doesn't include you fine folks because I'm sure you're all cool. Remember: Killing the author is bad. Finally, you too can be a defender of freedom for under 5 bucks. Act now and receive the first book of The Death Diaries series. What do you mean your girlfriend wants to download another romance novel? For a mere pittance, you can show her you do have balls. That's a $50.00 value, all for less than $5.

Disclaimer: I, nor anyone associated with the aforementioned I, condone the destruction of Mego or any other action figure, but I, et al., would prefer critics take out their totally misplaced (no offense) anger on a plastic figure of Kal-el, who, I might add, is from another planet. In addition, he didn't come here for a better life—technically he just came here for the life part—or to escape persecution from:

a) A dictator.

b) War.

c) Gangs.

d) Drug lords.

e) Another one of those damn reboots with the 30 variant covers, which makes it nearly impossible for the completest to actually complete that title. Thanks for nothing DC.

Furthermore, good luck getting answers from that guy because he will look at you with that smug I'm-the-most-powerful-man-on-Earth look and claim, "My planet exploded. Sorry." How convenient. I smell B.S.