Biju Vasudevan

Hi !!!

Greetings and Respects

I am Biju Vasudevan, an engineer and an independent author and a freelance musician. There are now SIX Books that I have to offer. I would like to introduce my latest book KAMAYAKSHIPURAM, a steamy and sizzling, red hot saga of erotica, occult, horror and philosophical insight.

My latest book is the hilariously funny 'The Next Door Raghu'. Hope that you will support me in this latest endeavor of mine. I will give a sample excerpt to help you gauge the worth of the work, which is so funny that it may actually cure a few diseases and ailments for the reader.

Hi! Here is a sample excerpt from the hilariously funny and rollicking children's adventure novel based in my home town, Rourkela, 'THE NEXT DOOR RAGHU'.

PL READ N DECIDE 4 URSELF IF U LIKE to read this book?

E book is Rs 63 in India @ $0.99 in US and other parts of the world, available on Amazon

Raghu’s parents obviously had some very grand and long term plans and ambitions for little Raghu’s school uniforms, if not for little Raghu himself. His shorts had a waist size that was double his waist. His school uniform half sleeves shirt was long enough to cover him up to his knees, and after donning the shirt, he felt that he did not need to wear any shorts as he was now almost fully covered from head to toe.

Raghu was physically plucked out from the ground by Shanti and lowered into his shorts that were four sizes on the higher side. The shorts flopped down on to the ground immediately. Two and a half Raghus would be required, at the very least, in order to just hold up the shorts onto the waist, let alone prop them up like a proper and normal shorts as would be worn by a normal wearer. Then suddenly, Gopal materialized out of nowhere, brandishing an enormously long leather belt that dwarfed Raghu’s slender and petite waist’s circumference by several times, in comparison. Gopal painstakingly wound the belt again and again and again around Raghu’s slender waist, taking care to finely needle it through the slots in the shorts on its every turn around Raghu’s waist. Finally, after three full revolutions and a half, the buckle fell in place and the belt finally managed to secure and keep the shorts on Raghu’s waist. Raghu now resembled a Disco Dancer, complete with oversized and loose sleeved shirt and flared up bell bottom pants, albeit with bell bottoms that were slightly on the shorter side.

In the meanwhile, Raghu discovered that he could fully retract his arms completely into the half sleeves of his shirt. He thought out a new game where he would scare the shit out of his friends by pretending to be devoid of hands.

Shanti had meanwhile doled out copious amounts of talcum powder into her hands and then proceeded to smother Raghu’s face with it, in a vain effort to make the dark and swarthy Raghu appear to be fair skinned on his first day at school. She labored on, and plastered layer after layer of the talcum powder onto Raghu’s face, to the extent that he now feared asphyxiation. The net result of her efforts was that Raghu’s face had now assumed a shade that was a deathly pale hue and an unearthly grey color. Raghu checked himself out in the mirror and almost jumped out of his skin in sheer terror of the grotesque and hideously disproportionate apparition that glared back at him. He closed his eyes in dismay and dejection. Maybe, his crime of being born into a poor family meant that dejection, dismay, and utter despondency were going to be Raghu’s perpetual destiny and the story of his entire life.

YAKSHIPURAM is a sanitized children's version of KAMAYAKSHIPURAM. I wrote it as per the request of my daughter who wanted an edition that she could also read as she loved the story-line.

Based on a real nightmare, KAMAYAKSHIPURAM, the novel, is a stupefying tale of sexual orgies, carnal occult, satanic rituals, witchcraft, erotica and spine-chilling horror interspersed with hilarious situations and rib-tickling humor.

Classic Erotica and Horror without being crass or vulgar. Spine Chilling Terror without being outlandish. I had given this book to some friends. A very frank and outspoken lady who is also a doctor said that she experienced multiple orgasmic highs and felt that she had been impregnated after reading this book.

MY fourth book "The Molecular Slaves" is a laugh riot that becomes spiritual and philosophical towards the end. It is a hilariously funny look at life, this creation, and our existence and is a journey into the realms of the absurd.

Guaranteed to make you SMILE AND LAUGH OUT LOUD.!!!.

It is also Guaranteed to make you THINK !!!

"The One That Got Away........" and "A Baby, A Man And some Times......." are anthologies of Traditional English Poetry and is a revisit to those halcyon and pristine realms.

THE CONTRACT is a spiritual, suspense action thriller. It is a highly spiritual born again faith inspiring work that is cloaked by a veneer of being an action thriller.

May I also have the pleasure of inviting you to my literary site www.amazon.com/author/bijuvasudevan

Please use the "Look Inside" to peruse through the free excerpts.

PLEASE ESCHEW THE EARLIER EDITION OF "THE CONTRACT" PUBLISHED BY PARTRIDGE. THEY CHEATED ME. PL STICK TO TITLES BY CREATESPACE.

Thanks and regards

Biju Vasudevan

(Acoustic Rock Musician and Author )

www.amazon.com/author/bijuvasudevan

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