Zoë is an English woman living in the Netherlands with her Dutch husband, a lethargic Spanish greyhound and a Machiavellian toddler. Out to prove that the mums that create pinterest worthy bento lunchboxes or adorable hand-sewn toddler outfits in the space of a 40 minute nap are dirty liars. Come for the eye rolling grammatical fails and stay for the crappy instagram photography, and her latest illustrations. What more could you ask for? P.S. She enjoys the swears.