Kenneth Marshall

Soldier, sailor, engineer and pilot—Kenneth Marshall was the world's second most interesting ex-convenience store clerk until he decided to sit in a chair and write a book. He lives in Generica, USA, with his pet stalactite. In his spare time, he chugs whiskey, munches chocolate, and stalks the flea-bitten rodents in his basement. Occasionally, he travels to beautiful and exotic places, which are invariably destroyed by natural causes shortly after he leaves.