Two of the following are NOT true of me:
1. I played competitive baseball until I was 50.
2. I was once engaged to my wife's best friend.
3. I have a fear of dark, solitary places.
4. I have performed weddings and funerals in a pastoral role.
5. I have traveled to all 50 US states.
6. I play classical guitar.
7. I have 5 parents.
8. I drive a Tesla.
9. I'm a professor in an MBA program.
10. I once won a statewide speaking award.