Craig A. Steffen

Two of the following are NOT true of me:

1. I played competitive baseball until I was 50.

2. I was once engaged to my wife's best friend.

3. I have a fear of dark, solitary places.

4. I have performed weddings and funerals in a pastoral role.

5. I have traveled to all 50 US states.

6. I play classical guitar.

7. I have 5 parents.

8. I drive a Tesla.

9. I'm a professor in an MBA program.

10. I once won a statewide speaking award.