NINJA TOE

Nobody knows whose toe, ninja toe is. Or if he even is someone’s toe. Nobody knows much about ninja toe at all really. He’s never been seen. This photo is the only visual proof we have. He sure can write though. If you’ve read this book, it would pay to be on the lookout for ninja toe. It’s been said that he enjoys checking in on his readers personally, to make sure that they’re worthy of reading his books. And don’t even think about leaving ninja toe a bad review. The aftermath of such a foolish mistake would be ugly and painful. Enemies of ninja toe don’t seem to stick around long. Nor do enemies of ninja toe’s many fans. Who IS ninja toe? Secret avenger? Ninja? Toe? Author? You might think it silly that a toe could write a book or be a ninja. But it would be smart to not question ninja toe. Seriously. Don’t do it. He’s a ninja. And a toe.