Michael Ferguson

Michael “Kwezi” Ferguson leads a quiet life. He spends most of his free time in his purple bathrobe writing stories, painting pictures, and eating chocolate. When he is not doing those things he is making a fool of himself on several different social media platforms, including but not limited to Instagram and YouTube.

He is a chatterbox and attention whore of the highest order. Go say hello to him on one of the aforementioned social media platforms, he will like that.

When he is dead, he would like the following quote to be shared by people in memory of him:

“Do not speak quietly about the things that set your soul on fire, shout them so that even the uninterested will have no choice but to hear you.”- Michael-John “Kwezi” Ferguson

Just make sure the quote is shared under a picture of Matt Bomer. This will trick people into thinking Michael was vastly more attractive than he really was.