Dr. Richard Cranium

Serving as an alter ego for his scholarly friend and writer, Dr. Richard Cranium has a PhD in Lifeology. He's been chewed up, spit out, picked up by a toddler, stored in a day old dirty diaper, given an old lady herpes, and won the Congressional Medal of Dishonor; all that just on his birthday.

Life sure hasn't been easy for the good Doctor, but you can be the beneficiary!! Loads of shitty jobs mean lots and lots of horrible stories from inside the business end of the Corporate Hershey Highway. Go balls deep with the good Doctor as he explores all the reasons you should give up, and a splattering of reasons you shouldn't.

His writing is brutal and not for the faint of heart (i.e. Wussie assed douche monkeys) But if you've got genitals of Titanium, you just might learn something. Probably not, but hell, even a broken watch is right twice a day, right? What else are you going to do? Cure Cancer?