Marc Draco

It’s said Marc lives in a jar at a secret location after losing his body in a winner-takes-all strip poker game at a late-night party at Monsanto’s headquarters. Donating his brain to science, he was re-booted in a cocktail of aspartame, MSG and glyphosate and is now the subject of hideous GMO experimentation where he is forced to watch hours of organic crops being tortured by scientists in chlorophyll-stained lab coats. No one knows for sure, someone probably just made that up—this is the age of the Internet after all and who can you believe?