DJ Goldsmith

Hey

Um..lets start with some things I've learned...

My cat is more than likely plotting my death, If you let your guard down...who knows what will happen, Life is not a race..its more of a dance with a morbid ending, I believe some of my best decisions involved getting extra bacon, I'm not getting my deposit back on my apartment, Watching your football team lose is very painful, I am now thinking about bacon, I think my cat has prison tats, If you take life seriously...you're doing it wrong, it is possible to function with a broken heart as long as you have duct tape and a solid alibi, I'm slowly killing two...no wait one houseplant. RIP little fella, Most people wont take the time to read this, If you have taken the time to read this...you are probably both concerned an intrigued by now, I have decided Bio's are fun to write!

Check out my social media accounts. I post random thoughts, book related stuff and updates on my crazy ex con cat. Hope to run into you soon!

-Hearts and Hugs-

DJ