Robert S. Hobday Jr.

Hey, it's Bobby. I have been writing all my life. At first, writing seems daunting, and as every true writer knows, every word you write becomes easier and easier. Even though it seems like over a thousand - thousand lifetimes ago, in actuality, it has only been 10 years ago since I started my writing career professionally.

Well. Lets get to the good part. Everybody want's to know how I survived Schizophrenia.

Hmm. It wasn't easy.

They want me to write about it, but at this point I have no heart to tell that horror story. I

am not afraid to write, but I am afraid of the power of certain words. Some words are dark words. Some not so dark. My Schizophrenia is a 18 year trek through the darkest landscapes, equipped with with nothing more than a half-full lantern.

I can say no more, it just means I choose not to disturb my friends.

Well forget about that B.S. They called it Schizo-Affective Disorder. I call it HELL.

Hmm.

Well hell's bells. Now, lets get to the really good part. How did I come up with HELLSHRINKER??

Me and my crew, we're unstoppable, baby. "WE'RE THE COUSINS OF HOBDAY AND DYE, WENT OUT ONE NIGHT FOR SOME POOTER PIE, IT WAS LOADED AND EXPLODED AND BLEW ARE DICKS IN FIVE PIECES!!"- The Night Stalkers(Zak, Billy and I)

Oh yeah," Happy Halloween," and be on the look out for my next series of Chess Books.

Yep, I'm going to write all about Chess. Oh yeah, I am a Chess Master. Workin on Grandmaster title. We'll just have to see. Don't believe me. Make a challenge. I'm always up for a nice sparring.

Also double be on the lookout for my Valentine kitty love letters! A whole book of me writing children themed love letters. Be there or be a Square Needle!