Dick Dickley

Dick Dickley likes to point out how bad you are at parking. He’s probably the guy that leaves you offensive post-it notes outside of the grocery store. Dick would probably make the moves on your girl if you were out of town. At the same time, he would Photoshop himself into your mom’s prom photos and try to convince you he was your real dad. Dick knows how to catfish all of the Nigerian princes. In short, Dick Dickley is a total rockstar.