Rodney Hatfield

I live somewhere in West Virginia, USA, do some things, and remain vaguely anonymous for no particular reason. As we all know, the internet is commonly used only to help restrain an author's illogical desire to stand curbside spouting unrequested opinions. Thus, if this doesn't meet your standards, you should lower your

I love to tell scary stories like the ones we all loved to tell around the campfire (They call them flash fiction now, but we know the truth, it's just spooky campfire fun dressed in fancy clothes.). I have a somewhat unhealthy/immense fascination with horror movies, serial killers, and all things macabre (depending on how you view these 3 things). But hey, normal is boring.

A curmudgeon that always has a story to tell. Born a hillbilly, raised with common sense. Dipped in awesomeness and dried off with incredibleness. But then to be a national icon, and world treasure, you have to be. I’ll still be here, doing vaguely important things in this strange corner of the Mountain State.