Stephani Martin

Stephani Martin lives in a suburb of Tulsa, Oklahoma with an elder black lab who thinks he's a puppy, and regularly seduces a former Navy Officer whose language isn't nearly as salty as her own. She likes guns and wears a bracelet with a silver bullet hanging as a charm, along with a unicorn, and once swam in a bayou known to harbor alligators at midnight on a dare. (Don't do that.) She doesn't smoke or drink but has a particular fondness for those who do, and is a firm believer in judging all potential actions by how they will sound later. If it will make a good story later - do it. (Unless it's alligators at midnight, then totally don't do that.) She once felt such vindictive anger toward a family member, she dumped his toothbrush in the toilet. After guilt set in, she tried to boil the germs out of the toothbrush and learned that bristles have explosive qualities...and that toothbrush nubs can't be concealed after covert ops. She, therefore, has no future in a life of crime. She confessed and no brothers were hurt in the outcome. She adores children, animals and old people and tends to view people as mostly good and the glass as half full. She took Latin in High School...because...just because. She has no tattoos...yet. She put a book on Amazon when she was told she couldn't write "heroic male characters" in our current PC environment. She doesn't like being told what she 'can't' do. Males ARE heroic - at least in Oklahoma men are still heroic and will be written as such.