George

George F. is a fooking mess. He rages around London is some kind of drunken delirium most days, crowbarring doors to McDonald's and sleeping in public toilets after hours.

George F. is a liar, gambler, pleasure-seeker, drug dealer and operator in foreign lands. Don't trust him. Don't give him drugs. Don't turn your back on him.

George F. a typical male, finding being chained to his cock much like being chained to a lunatic. It has caused him to fly around the world no less than three times in pursuit of satisfaction in pussy. Since becoming queer he has had a much easier time of it.

George F. is a pervert and freaky male. He's into some weird shit. If you find this material anywhere please burn BEFORE reading and warn others you meet about what might happen if they happen to glance their eyes over any of these pages.

George F. is actually a City banker on 50k a year and full pension. And his dick is tiny. He is Mistress Rosa's asslicking bootboy and will do whatever she tells him too. Like writing this bio on the back of his zine and then handing it out to people.

George F. has me locked in his basement and is forcing me to write zines for him so he can take all the credit. If you read this message please email for help.

George F. is a writer, performance poet and natural farmer who has travelled extensively across Europe and Asia working with socially excluded groups ranging from the homeless in London to heroin addicts and street kids in Kuala Lumpur. Total Shambles is his first book, available from Influx Press. You can read more of his articles and interviews at: www.thelifeanarchic.com