Todd Keitel

Author Todd Keitel is a guy and he's breaking all the guy-laws by sharing the Ultimate Guy Rule (UGR) as follows:

Have you heard the line about "if a tree falls in the woods with no one around does it make a noise"?

Yeah, that's not it.

If a guy is in the woods all alone, IS HE STILL WRONG?

Duh, he's a guy. And he's lost, because guys do not ask directions!

Despite being "a guy" and getting lost a lot, Todd Keitel still likes to drive fast while internet shopping. writing, cooking, playing his cajon, writing software and inventing technology that usually becomes smarter than him, and spending time with family and loved ones.

Todd's first published book is a collection of short stories, texting as stories, poems, and even a play. Most pieces are humorous, thoughtful, frightening or all three. The genres in the book include Humor, Love, Crime Horror, Science Fiction and Erotica.

Please note the paperback version has a very erotic story called "The Tribute" while the Kindle version does not. The omission in the Kindle version is an attempt at keeping "The Tribute" out of the hands of kids and in the hands of adult women of all ages! Men, of any age, may not be too happy with the way "The Tribute" ends. Sorry guys but, you know the guy rule!

Upcoming books include a five part novel about a young man who falls in love with a 900-number operator only to find out she is his new English Teacher. The story has many turns and combines a decade long love story, the entire world at war with an unusual invader, and an interesting arsenal of technology, desire and passion. Look for this book, called "Almost Home", early next year (2025).

Todd's second book "Growing up with Mom" is a collection of humerous and somefact factual stories from his childhood. From "My Dog is Smarter to Lassie" to "The Lederhosen Incident" Todd takes you on a journey of his electric and usually funny childhood. All in honor of his mom Nancy.