Michael R. Katz

Won several awards for promoting clip-on ties in Bethesda, MD. Earned praised for my work donating barbie dolls on the black market. Spent 2001-2008 licensing etch-a-sketches in Phoenix, AZ. Developed several new methods for licensing tattoos in Bethesda, MD. Spent childhood selling gravy in the aftermarket. Prior to my current job I was promoting toy monkeys in Tampa, FL.