Cailey Appenzeller

Cailey Appenzeller is student by day and snarky one-liner by night. She prides herself on being left handed, and thus, scientifically, the “creative type.”

Cailey’s favorite activities include snacking, laughing, and sleeping in for extensive periods of time, hoping to crush her current record. Her pet peeves include obsessive cell phone use and people who make loud noises when they chew. “I swear, it’s like Niagara Falls in my ear!”

In preschool, she wanted to grow up to be a dog, but has since resigned herself to remaining human.

Her favorite author is George Orwell, who inspires her through his deep word play.