Alexander Trouble

Alexander Trouble was born in the year of first lunar landing, just in time to be there for the event. After that, he lived happily the first few years of his life, till he was sentenced for seventeen years of education. Sadly, even after release from educational facilities, he persisted in committing unsanctioned and unsupervised learning, regardless that it brought him nothing, but additional questions and thirst for more knowledge. Despite societies best efforts, he remained curious, addicted to reading, prone to asking questions and doubting in accepted pearls of wisdom.

Alexander was always more attracted to animals than to people and animals were strangely attracted to him (sometimes as a meal). Reasons for that are unknown, but based on the fact that he could simultaneously pet the cat and the dog without anyone getting scratched, bitten or eaten, it is presumed that he himself should be classified as belonging to the animal kingdom and not a human at all. He probably could have been a rather good veterinarian, except pet owners would have had a big problem in claiming their pets back.

Instead, he became an engineer and practiced dark arts of inventing and creating all sorts of stuff and was rewarded a fear amount of patents for that, although, he completely failed to invent Perpetuum Mobile or any other world upturning device. Still, illustrations to his more complex inventions have some moderate decorative value.

He reached his lowest point by perpetrating to write some books, which is nearly as heinous a crime as inflicting folks music on innocent bystanders and should be punishable by some sort of medical intervention (possibly electric shock therapy) or at least mandatory wear of restricting shirt in the proximity of any writing implements, computers and smart, semi-smart and stupid devices.

But due to the hopeless perseverance of Alexander, not only “Incurable” but also other books will soon be released onto the unsuspecting and defenseless public. In non-fiction series the book “Where the hell is everybody and how to find them” will tackle the search for ET’s from the point of view of an engineer, and will try to lead the reader away from most common follies in that area and suggest new things and places to look for in elusive search for evidence of extraterrestrial visitors.

Yet another book, “How to manage a creative team and achieve the impossible” will disclose deep secrets of dealing with creative personalities, motivating them to work in a team and go above and beyond their job description.

In pure fiction series, novel “We R Gods” author delves in an intriguing and hilarious story of young man, attempting to find himself in playing god in a computer simulation. But due to unforeseen circumstances, he starts his adventure with complete amnesia and without a clue of who or what he is.