Timmy Wampus

I am one of KFC's humble leaders, a manager of the premiere store in Scottsdale, Arizona. I rose from the very bottom to the apex of restauranteering and my books will document how I realized that lifetime achievement over a mere span of a few years. This used to be found on blogger and later blogspot, but the accounts were lost.

My friend ibbee11@yahoo.com printed them off years ago and after he game them to me, I began the painstaking effort of retyping them for posterity. Read upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! TimmyWampus is back! (u/timmywampus on reddit)