Paul Kirchner

(The other) Paul Kirchner is a person with big gaps in his memory. He feels he is still back in the year 2003. Paul's best friends are a couple of hilarious blokes from Queens, a few (slightly) older ladies, and a dog that doesn't belong to him. He hangs out with time travelers, and is the witch-finder general of the State of Arizona.

He was in a plane crash, and was struck by lightning, which sure explains a lot. "Everyone should be struck by lightning at least once!" he says.

He dresses strangely, yet presents himself as surprisingly sane despite his glaring eccentricities.

He loves every human being on planet Earth, despite the fact that he has such high standards for everyone he meets. He's a Leo, and loves spumoni and bagels, and secretly wants to open up a gallery that serves Chinese food.

To the poor.

And himself.

And you.