Dr Beech Lasagna

Considered by some to be a modern Shakespeare, Dr Beech Lasagna, redefines the very meaning of language.

The doctor throws linguistic structure out of the window, grabbing grammar and meaning by their balls and dangling like some ancient god in pure artistic and philosophical splendour.

Each deft word is a yogic-like re-imagining of the English language itself, as he urinates blindly into everything one holds dear. Indeed, Dr Lasagna will take you on a ride deep into the very butthole of your soul. Clench tight and enjoy the ride.

With a PhD in "Showing Da Way", and having performed precision surgery on a grape, there is no greater authority to show you exactly what you should be doing with your life, and that, obviously, is to SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE.