CJ Landry

Occasional writer, often wanderer, horrible speller, broken thinker, incessant lover of all things ineffable, neutral evil and serious about it.

No mystery. Just murder.

CJ lives in a boardinghouse for reformed prostitutes run by a minister and his wife. She enjoys hiding away in her room, trying to come up with the perfect murder.

If you’re looking for revenge stories where the villain might steal that happily ever after, you’ve come to the right place.

She is also deathly terrified of sharks because those suckers will one day evolve to breathe on land and eat everyone.

Oh, and if she goes missing.... check the garden in the backyard.