Here's what I had to do during my career as a professional pizzaiolo:
Bags of flour unzipped: 1,610
Buckets of water poured: 4,911
Sachets of yeast ripped: 41,110
Bags of salt used: 144
Cans of tomatoes opened: 10,359
Mozzarella balls cut: 230,217
Basil leaves plucked: 863,316
Olive oil bottles unscrewed: 25,899
Mushrooms sliced: 43,166
Pineapples *sigh* peeled: 479
Pizzas baked, grand total: 287,772 pizzas