Nero Lee

Nero Lee is the author of several untitled books which have yet to be written. In his youth, he was an extra in the Sandra Bullock made-for-tv-movie, "Jackie Collins' Lucky Chances," in which a lingering stare resulted in Miss Bullock giving him the stink eye. Accomplishments include insisting he started the tight rolled pants fad, and getting banned from Wikipedia for making such claims. In his free time, Nero plays with his dog, Zooey Deschanel and argues with his children over whether flossing is actually dancing.