Lena Austin

Lena lived the "may you live in interesting times" curse with attitude, laughed, and enjoyed the dichotomy of being a wife and a professional BDSM mistress, cosmetologist, investment real estate manager, customer service rep, and medical biller/coder. Funny thing is, she wanted to be a marine archaeologist in college. Such an education and an even bigger student loan bill! Did you expect her to retire and just make quilts or something? Okay, she does that too. So, she writes. Being a professional liar is pretty cool for an old lady with way too much human experience.