John Gelhard

Father of one happy kid and two disgruntled ones. Twice married and twice divorced. Just celebrated my fifth anniversary... of my engagement. Have three dogs. Thanks to the neighboring coyotes, no cats. Majored in sales. (Your major when you have a crappy GPA.) I worked sixteen years before I lost a job. The next sixteen years, been fired six times. Ran in college. I also walked and stood still. I wrote a book. After I self published my book, I had to self purchase it. Started performing comedy when I was 55. Stopped performing comedy when I was 58.