G.A. Girth

Who am I and why should you care? Well, the answers are that I'm nobody and you shouldn't. But since you came all the way here I'll introduce myself. I am G.A.Girth, a metis-Canadian author living in Calgary without a remote car starter. One day, I hope to become an author famous enough for my breakout book "Cocaine Bear" to be made into a movie, and for Arby's to pay me to talk about their amazing products. Then I can kick back and enjoy life while starting my car from my living room.