Scott Morgan

Scott Morgan was born in 1875.3 in the North of England. The first-born son of refugees from world war z, his mother a half Aboriginal, half Eskimo-Mexican, and his father a second hand Robin Reliant; they escaped their home country of Wonderland and settled in the UK. His interest in the arts began early, writing his first poem before he could talk. Then he got bored and did other stuff. He met his then wife, Incontinentia Buttocks in 10 BC, whom he affectionately named 'poopy'. Then she pooped on him. After bleaching himself down, he took up residence in an old shopping trolley under a bridge, where he currently lives with his friend Winston. He has written five books of poetry to date, and might do more if he feels like it.