Levi Sweeney is a lifelong Seattleite. He has been a janitor, a landscaper, a Sunday School teacher, a psych ward patient, a garbage boy, a dishwasher, a community college drop-out, a cashier, a teller, a GOP activist in Seattle, a college radio producer, a volunteer chorister (in that order), and now he is trying to be a writer. His biggest accomplishments include surviving a car accident, converting to Catholicism at 23, and never once getting sued or arrested. He used to think his life was boring. He has recently changed his mind.