Hi, my name is Jack and I'm from Northwood, on the outskirts of London. A sarcastic nuisance most of the time to those with the misfortune of being in my presence, I took up writing as a hobby as a way of getting rid of the linear story forming in my head, born from the many franchises of film and TV I watch near ceaselessly with my ever-starving, fluffy companion, Baron Von Fluffington (cat).