Cullen Spurr

Cullen Spurr (known as Panda Sage on Royal Road) is a British novelist and web serial writer of series you’ve probably never heard of, such as: ODINSALL, The Crimson Cage and Soul Shot Skirmisher.

(Side effects of Cullen Spurr novels may include but are not limited to: sudden dizziness, loss of reflection, an unexplainable aversion to garlic, craving bacon in the middle of the night when you don’t have any in the fridge, and insomnia.)

If you find that you are experiencing any of the above then please do not hesitate to contact him in one of the following ways:

Facebook: @cullenspurrauthor

Instagram: @cullenspurr

Patreon: @PandaSageWebNovels

Or, you could attempt to summon him by chanting his name three times into a mirror, downing a shot of flaming tequila and shedding a single tear - no more, no less.